As soon as I try to do my daily devotional the Internet stops working -___-
Happy Father’s Day to my AMAZING and supportive Dad.
However Father’s Day last year was extremely unfortunate.
The day before I decide to eat half of a pizza and became really sick. On Sunday I wanted to stay home, but they wanted me to go to church. I said no. I couldn’t me left at home alone so I was dragged out to a “picnic”. Have alcohol they said, you will feel better. It didn’t help anything. After they drank copious amounts of alcohol and ate, we drove the most brutalize BMW I have ever seen. By the time I made to my friends house I was suffering and her wanted to take us to eat. I went and order food but I became more sick. So she calls the driver who gets there like 40mins later. It was raining really hard so by the time I get to car I’m soaked and we still have a 45 min drive. I really thought was going to die but then I realized the car had stopped. What happened? The driver rain out of gas!!! In the middle of the road!!!! How is this possible. Once he runs to the gas station my friend’s mom decides we need to visit people. In my mind I’m like “I HAVE TO SHIT”. We get to the house an we have to wait for someone to open the gate.
You betta ask somebody!
—Interrogate your colleagues to understand my full potential (via blackproverbs)
I won’t be long…
—A phrase often said by the pastor at the beginning of his sermon. Although seemingly straightforward, the connotation of the phrase is almost always the exact opposite of its denotation. (via blackproverbs)