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21.College Student.C/O 2014.Lover of all things cookie dough

hi:

to everyone with finals and exams and big projects due very very soon and haven’t started anything yet

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"I wish you would show yo’ ass"
said by a parent who notices a child is about to misbehave African American Proverb: Black Parent Edition (via blackproverbs)
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"ima let yo daddy deal with you!"
African American Proverb: Black Parent Edition (via blackproverbs)
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"You getting beside yourself"
African American Proverbs: Black Parent Edition (via blackproverbs)
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"This grown folks business!"
African American Proverb: Black Parent Edition (via blackproverbs)
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"…’fore you catch pneumonia"
African American Proverb: Black Parent Edition (via blackproverbs)

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"Runnin’ up my electric bill"
African American Proverb: Black Parent Edition (via blackproverbs)
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"Don’t let me go to (insert place) and find out you’re not there"
 what your parents say to you when they know you’re trying to lie to them about your plans: African American Proverb: Black Parents Edition (via blackproverbs)
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"Excuse me?"
God giving you another chance after you say the wrong thing to African-American moms. African American Proverb: Black Parent Edition (via blackproverbs)

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"[insert names]! Bring yo’ ass!"
When an African-American mother is ready to leave, she uses this phrase to alert her children. African American Proverb: Black Parent Edition (via blackproverbs)

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"I guess you ain’t really hungry then."
A response from the home owner, usually a parent or grandparent, when one rejects their undesirable food options. African American Proverb: Black Parent Edition (via blackproverbs)

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